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“Michaela Strachan never ages”

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“The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but the quickest way onto his shit list is to devoid him of food.”

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“I ain’t gonna get ma honey where I get ma money.”

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“I hate it when I come back to airports and the immigration people say ‘Where have you been?’. I feel like saying mind your own business, you should be glad that I’m back!”

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“If it happened on Earth, everybody on Earth should know about it.”

(on keeping secrets)

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“Bloody hell, how much make-up are you wearing? Your face doesn’t have a shadow. Every face should have a shadow.”

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“Even nerds have to find love!”

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“No man should ever have to pay for an umbrella.”

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“Why write a blog when you could be playing Playstation or touching yourself?!”

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“It’s all about the power of delegation. If you can’t learn to delegate, you’ll never grow.”

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