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After the company has just been bought out, the CEOs address the staff…
CEO: “We’re going nowhere, and we want you to come with us”
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Gordon Brown
COWORKER: “He’s an incredibly dour man.”
WORKER: “What do you mean by dour?”
COWORKER: “Scottish.”
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“Would you spend £29.99 on a twelve inch Woody?”
(searching through the Toys R Us catalogue for Toy Story paraphernalia)
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Articulate?
WORKER: “How did your interview go?”
COWORKER: “I think it went well. I was reasonably… oh what’s the word? Oh, oh, oh this is a really embarrassing word to forget!”
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Stiff one
WORKER: “So how did the training go in Glasgow yesterday?”
COWORKER: “It went really well, there were lots of very pretty girls. I felt a right stiff one.”
WORKER: “Bob!”
COWORKER: “I mean, they were all wearing dresses and I was in a suit and tie!”
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“You give good hand jobs.”
(getting a massage from a coworker)
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Grapes
COWORKER: “I really like the dark ones”
WORKER: “That’s very forward of you”
COWORKER: “The grapes! I was talking about the grapes!!”
WORKER: “Ahh now you’re blushing”
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Dear God!
COWORKER: “..Hi, could I speak to XXXX?”
RECEPTIONIST: “I’m sorry?”
COWORKER: “Could I speak to XXXX?”
RECEPTIONIST: “Sorry, who is this?”
COWORKER: “Bunmi”
RECEPTIONIST: “Bum me?”
COWORKER: “No, B-U-N-M-I. In fact it’s bunny, like a rabbit”
RECEPTIONIST: “Sorry, are you saying ‘bum me like a rabbit’?”
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