Quotes filed under ‘Slip of the tongue’
Did you mean to say Pheasants?
COWORKER: “You going home this weekend?”
WORKER: “Yep”
COWORKER: “Are you going home to shoot peasants?”
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Ellis Island
WORKER: “Oh Ellis Island? God that’s the most boring place ever.”
COWORKER: “Yeah, but you can trace your immigrants. I mean, your family.”
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COWORKER: “Ooh she looks nice. Are we able to spank her or something?”
WORKER: “Do you mean poke them?”
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Religion. It’s a mixed bag
WORKER 1: “If you stick to all the things that you’re supposed to give up for Lent you lose loads of weight – dairy, meat, booze etc”
WORKER 2: “Wow, so Early Christians must have been really thin!”
COWORKER: “Are Hurly Christians the ones who wear those orange dresses?”
WORKER 2: “Er no, those are Hare Krishna”
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A Twitter Festival
COWORKER: “What’s going down in Twitter today?”
WORKER: “There was a Twestival last night.”
COWORKER: “A Twesticle!?”
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“OK. Brilliant. Thanks for your help. CHOOL. Bye”
(combining the words ‘Cool’ and ‘Cheers’ during a phone call)
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Aertex or latex?
WORKER: “My first job ever was in this hideously tacky sports shop where I actually had to wear an orange aertex.”
COWORKER: “You worked in a hideously tacky porn shop and actually had to wear orange latex???”
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