Quotes filed under ‘Geography’
“Is there a country in Europe called Benelux?”
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“Dutch people, what country are they from?”
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“Swiss people… they don’t show emotion”
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“I mean, Armenia, what language do they even speak there?”
(Armenian?)
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“Where is Andover? Is it near Dover?”
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“Oh, he’s in Edinburgh and you told me not to ring anyone who was abroad”
(calling from England)
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Same thing, right?
WORKER: “Hi buddy, how was Yorkshire?”
COWORKER: “I wasn’t in Yorkshire, it was York
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“Is the Isle of Wight actually an island?”
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Leaving for the States
WORKER: “If you break up with your girlfriend, will you come back?”
COWORKER: “No, I’d just nail my way around America.”
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Why aye man.
COWORKER: “Newcastle, isn’t that in Scotland?”
WORKER: “No it’s in England”
COWORKER: “Wait… but Ant and Dec are from Glasgow right?”
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