Food | Coworker Quotes - funny quotes and innuendos from your office

Quotes filed under ‘Food’

“What’s the difference between white chocolate and white chocolate with macadamia?”

Filed under Food

“Guinea fowl, what’s that? Is it like a guinea pig?”

Filed under Food

When being sarcastic, it’s always good to check your facts.

WORKER: “What do you want from Tescos again?”
COWORKER: “A lemon! You know, that orange thing.”

Filed under Food

“I would get stung twice a year if I could get unlimited honey.”

Filed under Food, Okaaaaay

Envy

COWORKER: “Anybody want a cocktail sausage?”
WORKER: “Yes please. Ooh, they’re actually quite nice. I wouldn’t leave those lying there for too long.”
COWORKER: “You’ve got sausage envy.”

Filed under Food, Innuendos

“You know when you bite into one and it’s really furry? It’s such a shame, because it looks so good, and feels really hard!”

(biting into an apple)

Filed under Food, Innuendos

J’ai Ho

WORKER: “So what does “J’ai Ho” actually mean?”
COWORKER: “It’s a type of curry”

Filed under Food

“I wish I was a cooker… Actually I mean chef”

Filed under Food

Your chocolate what?

WORKER: “I’m really craving some chocolate. Maybe I’ll just have some cereal.”
COWORKER: “Oooh, that definitely wouldn’t fill my chocolate hole!”

Filed under Food, Innuendos

Choices

WORKER: “Should I have a caramel or a truffle?”
COWORKER: “Depends if you want it smooth or rough”

Filed under Food, Innuendos

Page 1 of 3
1
2
3
>