Coworker Quotes

“A showcase of hilarious extracts lifted from the mouths of colleagues from the farce that is life in the workplace.”

CQ was born in 2007. After working in a London-based office for one week I realised something about my coworkers. Some of the little gems they came out with…

…deserved to be written down!

After a year of secretly documenting those around me (a sexual-innuendo here, a slip of the tongue there), I emailed a two-page document to the entire office and the rest was history.

The quotes were so popular that I had enough material sent to me directly to launch a quarterly instalment and after four years coworkerquotes.com was born.

So if your colleague sitting opposite you has just said something wildly inappropriate to the office hotty, let slip a little too much information about that stag do or just spouted something mind-numbingly stupid, write it down and send it through!

Submit your own quote today.