CEO: “We’re going nowhere, and we want you to come with us”

WORKER: “Good work! Most girls your age saving up for surgery would go for the boob job.”
COWORKER: “Well I’m set in that department, so…”

COWORKER: “He’s an incredibly dour man.”
WORKER: “What do you mean by dour?”
COWORKER: “Scottish.”

COWORKER: “Is that Avatar?”
WORKER: “Is that Avatar?!”
COWORKER: “I haven’t seen it.”
WORKER: “Oh fair enough.”
COWORKER: “It looks like Rowan Atkinson.”
WORKER: “It is Rowan Atkinson!”
COWORKER: “Alright! I didn’t know he was in it!”
WORKER: “Stop, I can’t take it.”